facebook whore

someone who takes pictures of themselves/their friends all the time just to put them on facebook.

"caroline would not stop taking pictures at that party last night. she's such a facebook whore."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

nom de Facebook

A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.

Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.

Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.

by jayede June 28, 2010

facebook

To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.

I facebooked your mom last night!

by JD and Boz August 18, 2008

Facebook Rush Hour

1.The time of day when your list of friends on chat exceeds from one friend online to forty friends online.

2.The time of day when everyone is logged into facebook. Usually between 4:00-5:00

Man 1: Dude, I was on facebook yesterday at 4:30, there were so many people on my facebook chat broke.

Man 2: It must have been Facebook Rush Hour.

by Phil Muhweenuh April 15, 2010

Facebook Faker

Someone who appears to be HOT but in real life, they are ugly as Shit!

Bob, "dude check out this girl's Facebook! Look how hot she is!"

Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"

Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"

by GREG LICKER December 13, 2010

Facebook Sportscaster

n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.

v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.

On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.

by vic vega22 June 14, 2011

facebook ghosting

quickly logging off or appearing offline on Facebook to avoid a certain person.

john: i think Jane has been Facebook ghosting, she seems to log off every time i log on

by bic boi dan July 25, 2011