Eventually

Not stating the time and or date of a certain event.

"He's going to ask me out......eventually!"

by Insert Pseudonym Name Here January 3, 2010

event horizon

The region of a black hole in which gravitational forces are strong enough to prevent matter or radiation from escaping. the only known nature formation of a perfect spherical structure. only gravity waves reach out from within the event horizon

"The exscape velocity at the event horizon is greater than the speed of light, nothing exscapes!"
"Once your reach the event horizon there is no turing back."
"The event horizon of a black hole is a perfect spherical structure."

by David aka squirrel man April 23, 2006

The Event

A ridiculously confusing science fiction drama on NBC about planes disappearing, aliens and assassination attempts. The goal of the show is to constantly keep you thinking, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

dude, i saw The Event last night...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?

by RaeMack December 2, 2010

Event Horizon

The outer edge of the stink sphere caused by a rank, nasty fart, air-biscuit, SBDF or the like. Derived from Stephen Hawking's description of the edge of influence of a black hole's gravitational pull. Once you cross the event horizon of a black hole, there's no going back. Once you cross the event horizon of a fart, you will wish you never did.

1. When Trimble reached my event horizon his head snapped to the side like he was bitch slapped by Arnold.

2. Joe was walking briskly into my office until he hit my event horizon, his forward motion then halted abruptly as if he had hit a brick wall.

by BigBlackBlick February 1, 2010

Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

Good Evening

Orginated from an Illuminati X song called "Black Hand". Delxue, 1/3 of Illuminati X drops the following line:
"Goodevening, looking like you've seen a demon, not happy to see me, thought we had an agreement?"

When listening to this song, that line hits you, and you will understand, the meaning is basicly: sick, ill, dope etc.
(but in a mobster sort of way)

Nikola: yo have you watched Eastern Promises?

Osama: Ye, that shit was Good Evening

by Dr. Nikola April 16, 2009

odds and evens

A game similar to rock, papers, siccors. Usually played to determine which one of two people will have to perform a given act. One person calls out either odds or evens. They then proceed to count to three and each presents any number of fingers on one hand. The sum of the fingers from both participants is added up. If the sum is even the person who called evens wins, and vice versa.

Timmy had to fuck the fat chick after a heated battle of odds and evens with Frankie.

by Matt Zthyle May 22, 2006