Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 1, 2017

Ear Secks

When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.

Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.

by Doritosbitch September 15, 2010

Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m July 5, 2009

EAR TWIGLET

AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax

doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!

by LORDSHIP April 17, 2009

Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 9, 2005

play it by ear

Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".

"What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."

by happycookie August 16, 2009

Ear Biting

Ear biting a fun little activity when a person nibbles gentally on another's ear. Causing a weird sensation.

Brad: Woah I experienced something new last night.
Chad: what was it dude?

Brad: she was nibbling on my ear, like Ear Biting

by swootyswoot December 28, 2019