EAR TWIGLET

AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax

doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!

by LORDSHIP April 17, 2009

Ear Reap

To rape the ear

1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Ear blind

To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.

Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind

by Aloevero August 18, 2017

Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard

look at the legendary Ear Molestor

by Ear Rapist October 4, 2018

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 1, 2017

Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 9, 2005

play it by ear

Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".

"What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."

by happycookie August 16, 2009