dude

1. Basically the pop culture equivalent of a comma.

2. A word that can be used as every single response in a conversation.

1. I was at the mall the other day dude and there was this hot chick and I was like dude so I went up to her and dude I was like... dude...

2. Guy 1: Wanna go play Halo 2?
Guy 2: Dude.

Guy 1: I failed my history exam...
Guy 2: Dude.

Guy 1: I'm going to fuck your mom and shit on your unborn children.
Guy 2: Dude.

by Phildo January 20, 2005

That Dude

The state of being the best "bro" in a group of Broskis.

"Neuwkhhh, John is That Dude.

by OhYouKnowIFuxWithThatHollering February 26, 2009

dude

Everyone is a dude! Everyone is called a dude! If you are not a dude, you are nothing!

Dude! What's your deal?

Wassup dudes?

by The future AlphaClock June 24, 2005

Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

Stupid ass dude

One who has done something that could be thought of as stupid or thoughtless or just fucking Funny as hell

(Kid1 jumps off a roof onto a car while drunk)

(Kid2:"you stupid ass dude

by K-town July 19, 2004

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008

dude

n
Informal
1. A word which refers to a city dweller who vacations in the west.
2. In the west, a person who is very fancy and/or dresses sharply
3. A man or fellow
4. A person of either gender, used as a term of endearment or friendliness
5. A person of either gender used as a general term, not necessarily of endearment.
6. An interjection of happiness, satisfaction, or awe
7. An interjection of dissapointment or sympathy
8. Oh, fuck it. Dude can mean *anything*, you retards. It can probably be a fucking verb, for God's sake.

Dude, there was this dude and he totally duded me dude.

by Lol May 13, 2005