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The Midnight Doggie 

Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.

Cleveland Doggie Bag Special 

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!

doggystyle years 

The number of years older than you a porn star really is, even though she may be your exact same age.

The math works like this:

1 year in porn = 5 years additional age.

So, for example, a person who is 33 and has been in porn for 9 years is really 33 + (9*5) = 78.
Me and the star of "Ass Angels" are both the same age, 33, but in doggystyle years, she's really 78.
doggystyle years by b0xxx February 11, 2009

prairie doggin'

When you have to poop so bad that it sticks out of your anus and says hello, like a prairie dog.
Man, I ate so much that I was prairie doggin'.
prairie doggin' by Bridget's ass September 29, 2003

Doggie ADD (DADD) 

Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.

Danger-dogging 

Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.
Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"

Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?

Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"

Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."