Sloppy Doctor

A street drink primarily consisting of chocolate milk and gin. Sometimes mixed with bitters, tonic water or cranberry 7-up.

Can I get a round of Sloppy Doctors for the boys?

by chrispover December 27, 2019

Risky Dock

To dock one’s penis into another man’s foreskin riskily.

Some people are so drawn to this act that they create groups to worship it.

“Oh look! Jack and Tom are in the process of a risky dock at the back of the school assembly.”

by SlitherinCider May 12, 2020

horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

by Telltalehart October 18, 2023

Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

fish on a dock

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.

What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015

Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock

“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

by Macynotfound August 15, 2021

Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.

I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.

by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009