Someone who watches other people fuck and then fucks like them. Made into a movie staring Gregory Pecker who won an Academy Award for his portrayal of a Southern Voyeur Lawyer.
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Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”
“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”
Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.
“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”
Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.
“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
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