CoD beef is when 2 or more people (most likely under 15) start trash talking eachother. It often ends up with them just blocking eachother, but sometimes it will go to the point where personal details are read out or sent by messages.
Hey bro, join game chat, XxPu55yP0und3rxX is having CoD beef with Cock1nY0urA55, It's fucking hilarious
by soapinabottle22 April 4, 2021
Get the CoD beefmug. he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023
Get the that one mad Australian guy in codmug. Swimming legend Greg Caulkins’s nickname earned after singlehandedly carrying the 1966-67 infamously poorly attended Furrburry Highschool swim team to state finals. Caulkins took first place in 9 of the 12 competitive swimming techniques recognized by state guidelines, with zero previous swim training. It was later discovered that his high diet of fish at a young age and being raised on a riverfront property had effected the his gene structure. Interestingly enough the issue caught the attention of the global media, bringing the first recorded instance of altered DNA Into the nations view and raising a debate that has continued to this day. The scientific community used information gained from the Cod Caulkin’s story to fuel interest into what became the precursor of genome editing in the late 1960s. Sports historians commonly refer to story as “Rivergate.” Subsequently, the local businesses began selling the “Cod Caulkins” a fish dinner prepared with the local cod in the Furrburry area. Furrburry census history is shown to triple in the years following, bringing with it an economic boom that has sustained and brought the townships average income to 34% higher than surrounding areas. In lieu of this, large businesses nation wide have been known to refer to building s new business and bringing jobs to a community as “Codding.”
“Whoa, slow down! We’ve got a regular cod Caulkins over here!!
“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”
“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”
“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”
“No one swims that fast! Check that Cod Caulkins looking motherfucker for Gills. Now.”
“Berkots has the Cod Caulkins special, it’s almost half the price they were selling it at Maria’s Friday night, from now on I'm not spending money on eating out, only you babe.”
“You want to build our plant in Misty instead of Pootersville? I would rather be codding in a lower tax area Jimbo.”
by Musketpacker2848 August 11, 2019
Get the Cod Caulkinsmug. • Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
“Where is it?”
“Are you in?”
“Seriously?!”
“Oh HELL no!”
“What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
Get the Cock of Disappointment (Cod)mug. by hehrhrhrheheurrh May 31, 2025
Get the CODmug. by Noclass March 21, 2025
Get the Cod Cheeksmug. 1. Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae. Cod is also used as part of the common name for a number of other fish species, and one species that belongs to genus Gadus is commonly not called cod, but we still call it that.
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."
2. Short term for saying, "Call of duty."
by SlongMAn January 29, 2021
Get the Codmug.