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National Clash Royale Day

National clash Royale day. Just play some clash and nerf miner
“Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”
by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022
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Garren Clash

Super sus and loves among and his brother
by Rabid geezer May 31, 2022
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Garren clash

A guy that is madly in love with his brother
by Rabid geezer June 2, 2022
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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