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chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina
by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013
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chocolate nugget

The little morsel of chocolate in the tip of a Drumstick ice cream cone.
"I'd pull the ice cream off the top and suck what's left out of the Drumstick cone just to get to that little chocolate nugget."
by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021
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trio of chocolate

Becky took a trio of chocolate: one black guy, one white guy and one brown
by El Capitan! October 4, 2015
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Chocolate Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after shitting yourself too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from shitting yourself to much. Many times the result of repeated forced anal sex.
"I want to be chocolate deathmilked by a big guy in prison."
"Covid almost chocolate dealthmilked me!"
by Trust SISI October 18, 2023
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Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.
Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.
by Warric August 13, 2016
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Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.
Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."
by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015
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ass chocolate

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite
jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<
by Brennie January 14, 2006
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