Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

chocolate leftovers

when you flush the toilet after pooping, and there are streaks of poop stuck to the toilet bowl.

Bruh how many times do i gotta tell you flush twice cuz im tired of you chocolate leftovers!

by Gandhi Ji March 15, 2014

chocolate nugget

The little morsel of chocolate in the tip of a Drumstick ice cream cone.

"I'd pull the ice cream off the top and suck what's left out of the Drumstick cone just to get to that little chocolate nugget."

by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021

chocolate turtleneck

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 13, 2016

Chocolate Deathmilk

Willingly or unwillingly losing your life, after shitting yourself too many times without rehydrating correctly. To die from dehydration from shitting yourself to much. Many times the result of repeated forced anal sex.

"I want to be chocolate deathmilked by a big guy in prison."
"Covid almost chocolate dealthmilked me!"

by Trust SISI October 18, 2023

Chocolate Starfish

A word use to describe a person's butt-hole that is dark or just uncleaned.

Jessica has the most disgusting chocolate starfish.

by zombiemau54 October 28, 2020