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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
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cReddit card

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)
Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!
by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018
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card house

A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.
My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.

My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.
by Mackendeez October 24, 2017
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Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!
by repptile March 30, 2009
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Ace of Cards

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed
by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021
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