monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

by Laaaad February 23, 2009

bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...

bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)

by Andrea W December 1, 2007

a finger in the bum

A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.

Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”

Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”

Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”

by Nibbashit February 3, 2018

bum grease

The disgusting film of dirt or grease that bums leave behind after sleeping on train seats

Don't sit there, that dirty hobo left behind some bum grease!

by BbStarD June 18, 2011

Bum Fun

To insert a penis into another persons bum

"we are gonna have bum fun later!"

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

Harry Bum

Name given to a person who has an extraordinarily hairy ass

Harry....Harry Bum!

by Big Leg January 17, 2010