monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

Bum Fun

To insert a penis into another persons bum

"we are gonna have bum fun later!"

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...

bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)

by Andrea W December 1, 2007

Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

by Laaaad February 23, 2009

bum trash

The product made when one takes a dump; another name for poop, shit, crap.

I just got rid of a bowel full of bum trash.

There's a flaming bag of bum trash on the porch! Those damn kids.

by Sweet Chazz September 10, 2011

bum grease

The disgusting film of dirt or grease that bums leave behind after sleeping on train seats

Don't sit there, that dirty hobo left behind some bum grease!

by BbStarD June 18, 2011

bummed in the gob

A ridiculous phrase combining anal sex with a none anal orifice.

Popularity increasing after a competition on www.rllmukforum.com - a computer gaming forum - where a prize would be given to anyone using the phrase audibly on television. Google it, you can see it used on Youtube for it's first ever televisual viewing.

The man using it knew what he was doing and was not simply trying to stoke the fear around Manhunt at the time as some believe.

"Manhunt is a very violent game - it's a game that features people getting bludgeoned to death, people getting bummed in the gob, people getting garrotted..." - Mr Robert, host of Consolevania

by Rupert Pick September 24, 2012