Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019

Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

by Ab1357 June 5, 2015

Trudeau's Beard

A beard grown with the sole purpose of making you look more adult, mature, experienced or wise, exactly as Justin Trudeau did before the Canadian 2019 parliamentary elections. It hepled him win even though he had an affair in which he was accused for being racist for his apparent fetish of painting himself brown at parties

"Have you seen Geo's new look? Whatcha all think?"
"I haven't ever thought of the possibility of seeing such a good example of Trudeau's Beard in real life. No way anyone's gonna believe he's older than 14."
"Yeah, but he could run for the PM's office if he supported the pipeline and spoke better French."

by th.unda June 8, 2020

Retirement Beard

A bead grown soon after retirement

I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.

by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018