Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
by musefan2010 May 27, 2008
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A individual who is unfriendly and/or commits harmful acts to group of people or an individual due to prejudice and/or ignorance.
by Allora December 2, 2003
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Dude 1: I got to 51st base last night!
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
Dude 2: Dude, you're fucked up
Dude 3: Are you really sad enough to look through all of the definitions of bases until the 51st?
by YourMotherAndSister February 15, 2009
Get the 51st Base mug.A bicycle of a certain style usually made pre-1990, with thin wheels and a thin frame. They are usually found or stolen rather than bought and are often a mismatch of numerous bikes to create the optimum level of comfort and speed. Most are now found through hard-rubbish collection or at dumps and ridden by young folk.
"You should see the granny basher I picked up yesterday, it is heaps good"
"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"
"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"
by samueljay March 4, 2009
Get the granny basher mug.Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
by Steve from Canada (1) February 4, 2010
Get the Twelfth Base mug.The greatest sport ever. PERIOD. Misunderstood by jackasses who have never seen or been to a game.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
For everyone who says that baseball is boring, my response is that it is only boring to you because you're too much of an ignorant prick to realize the complexities of the game.
You just see a pitcher throwing a ball to a guy with a bat. You don't see that the pitch is an outside breaking ball because the pitcher's hoping to get the guy to hit a ground ball to the right side for a double play.
You don't see the shortstop and second baseman signal who has coverage every pitch based on the hitter and situation.
You don't see the outfield playing a deep shift to left field when Albert Pujols is batting.
You don't see the pitcher back up third on a ball hit to the outfield with a man on first or, for that matter, the first baseman trailing behind the runner in case of a run-down.
You don't see a pull hitter hitting to the opposite field because there is a gap where the second baseman is playing closer to the bag because he has coverage on the steal.
No.
You just see a man with a glove throwing a ball to a man with a stick...and for THAT...you are a dumbass.
Ignorant baseball hater: Baseball is boring!
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
Ball fan/player: Why do you say that!
Ignorant baseball hater: Because all it is is some guy throwing a ball to some guy with a stick!
Ball fan/player: But yet you don't see that he's trying to trick the batter into either swinging at a bad pitch or he's trying to get him to hit a ground ball to short? Besides, have you ever tried to hit a 90 MPH fast ball?
Ignorant baseball hater: No.
Ball fan/player: I rest my case.
by BigD87 September 26, 2008
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