Ashley baker

a failure

wow look at Ashley Baker , she’s such a failure

by Shrekzfoot September 11, 2019

Oscar Baker

A Chode.

"Wow! Oscar Baker is such a chode"

by John Coutis June 21, 2016

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 09, 2015

dimetria baker

A beautiful person inside & out

Dimetria Baker is a very upholding person

by Dondad56 September 25, 2020

Josh Baker

Someone who has previously dated Megan Gladden.

Landon: “Did you hear about that guy that dated Megan Gladden?”

Josh2: “You must be referring to Josh Baker!”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 05, 2016