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by dawn johnson March 31, 2008
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"Dude you ever play with instant bacon, i heard he's pretty damn good"
"Why the fuck would i play with my food"
"Why the fuck would i play with my food"
by HeiiRess August 21, 2009
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by roflcopter2911 July 16, 2009
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You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"
by wearetheloop April 6, 2008
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by Rombéthor January 10, 2010
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