goosely fr

goosely fr is a horrible streamer and youtuber that dyes her hair every 2 weeks and can’t make her mind up. her only personality trait is her boyfriend.

boy 1 : yo mr fart balls you watch goosely fr?
mr fart balls: no i don’t watch that ugly whore

by not gooselyfr July 8, 2021

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.

Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.

by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019

The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

Goose-chills

Canadian for goosebumps/chills eh

“I’m getting serious goose-chills just being in this room.” -PUP

by Peacepoet January 29, 2021

Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.

John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.

by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015