alan corner

Alan Corner....
He is the best man you could ever find and has the most loving heart

Alan Corner's name means: king

by Lexielisa October 18, 2020

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration

She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan

by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

Alan

A man that gets no bitches

Imagine being named Alan, bet he doesn't have a Thundercock

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

Alan partridge 26

Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!

Have you heard of Alan partridge 26? His guitarist skills are incredible!

by Ruby d November 2, 2021

Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.

I defo do not want be like a alan

by daddy1x April 22, 2023

Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf

Alan is hella sexy

by Elpp November 22, 2021

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015