Dwight Alan

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.
Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?

girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.
by KDJ5959 April 08, 2011
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Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
by Dieinafire October 07, 2019
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father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
by That random knob September 26, 2019
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Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
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Alan Y

A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.
That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.
by trent_lmao October 23, 2018
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Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark
Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke
by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020
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Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
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