A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.
Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.
Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
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His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
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