Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 18, 2021
Get the Jon-Alan mug.

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
by am4life14 November 17, 2007
Get the pulled an alan mug.

pulled an Alan

When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her

He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 03, 2010
Get the pulled an Alan mug.

Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
Get the Alan Era mug.

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
Get the Fred Alan Binless mug.

Alan basil

He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
Alan basil is very hot
by Jacob elite September 17, 2021
Get the Alan basil mug.

alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut
i can smell that guys alan hughes from here
by Miss terry August 18, 2012
Get the alan hughes mug.