Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo

I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it

by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.

Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.

by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023

Alabama slammer

When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.

Tyler did not enjoy his Alabama slammer.

by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019

The Alabama Slamma

A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.

The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.

by Venomous Nutt February 1, 2023