Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

petes ya

pizza

damn, that was some good petes ya

by goobzy July 4, 2015

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025

Big Pete

the most gangsta most coolest brother out there

damn i wish i was as cool as Big Pete

by anonymous June 7, 2022

pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

Pete Sake

A badass, efficient, mother' fucker. No-one fuck's with Pete. Respected by The Realest, he holds the titles: The Leader of WØrldcitiz3n.

Guy 2: Pete? or Pete Sake?
Guy 1; (continuing a story): Peke Sake man, Pete wouldn't be that cool.

Guy 2: Damn, you know him? no way!

by Sudonymovic May 24, 2019