by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023

by Greg Rp May 2, 2025

by Swildo January 6, 2021

Gregs of the world, if you are reading this, then you have found the homeland. We must band together, we must end those who doubt our ability to become the fastest growing army on the internet. We must drink the blood of all who oppose us, we must drink the blood of THEM. We must drink the blood of CRAIG. Join us. Join Danny. Join GREG.
Greg 1: We must become truly GREG.
Greg 2: yes brother, raise your goblet filled with the blood of Craig in a salute.
Greg 2: yes brother, raise your goblet filled with the blood of Craig in a salute.
by Frogbagels July 14, 2022
