Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)

Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room”

by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

Dream sponge

Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.

They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..

dont let a dream sponge ruin your life

by PGG February 3, 2017

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Sponge

When your dirty cum sock can’t be used anymore it is a sponge

Bro I hit my sister in the head with my sponge

by Big_ball_man_420 October 29, 2020

Sponge

Guy or girl who cleans off cum between sex sessions. Sometimes a designated role in an orgy. It can be someone cleaning off cum from an escort between clients. It can also be someone who licks a girl's pussy clean between orgy partners or clients. The role can be related to being a fluffer, cuckquean or cuckold, host at an orgy or gangbang, a house slave at a dungeon, or a driver or personal assistant to an escort.

Ex. Sponged my girl while she was getting gangbanged by five guys last night.

Ex. An escort let me sponge her between clients.

Ex. My girlfriend's escorting downtown tonight and I'm her sponge. Licked a client's cum out of her pussy, and now I'm out buying pizza for her while she's servicing the next client.

by Banana Dawg March 14, 2018