Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010

mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017

what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased

what a nut dude damn

by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

Reverse-Nut

When you’re cum goes back through your dick into your balls.

“Oh my god! I nut in her so I had to reverse-nut.

by Stony Super November 2, 2018

The Dick and Nuts

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

nut muck

Seamen, Cum, Spunk, Jizz

I shot my nut muck all over her boat race.

by Fly!! March 11, 2007