Jonathan

Real ass nigga standing on business don’t fw him

That nigga Jonathan real asf realest mf on planet earth

by Chris vargas November 21, 2023

Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.

Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.

by James coney March 18, 2022

Jonathan

The worst thing + guy in the world

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!

by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017

Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast

Jonathan Advil

by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020

Jonathan

He is sooooo sexy he will take your bitch Jonathan Is 6’3 and he play sports also he have a big dick ladies get u a Jonathan

Jonathan is a sexy ass man

by Golden Girl-___- March 23, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023