An ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. Usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. These type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. These smell old bastards need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.
Kev: ''Haha! seen that homeless man''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''
by tosser from stokesley September 12, 2009
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(1) Someone who doesn't know jack shit from square one without using the Wikipedia website as their own personal reference guide to the shit that they don't know anything about so as to attempt to flame, degrade, or humiliate others with their smaller than average e-penis.
This person generally falls under the following personalities:
a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.
This person generally falls under the following personalities:
a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.
...I can't believe he actually thought that going to Wikipedia to copy and paste shit from there was a good way to bash someone else about their religion. Isn't he agnostic anyway? What a wiki wizard.
by Stephanie T. Wilson August 3, 2008
Get the Wiki Wizard mug.Someone who spends all of their time in their parents basement while sitting on their computer and playing popular medieval role playing games such as World of Warcraft or Runescape. They usually have to be over the age of 20 to be considered a true basement wizard, as they are expected to be out on their own at this point, but have become complete failures in life because of their addiction to these pointless games.
hey, I haven't seen Jeffery the Basement Wizard in a few weeks now; did a new expansion for WoW come out recently or something?
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Get the Basement Wizard mug.A person who goes out partying and hits on people successfully. However, they quickly move on to someone else despite having success with the initial person. Therefore mimicking a pinball, bouncing from person to person. Furthermore, this person is not highly regarded because in the process of bouncing they mess up everyone else's game.
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