Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

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Weird Ari

A weird Ari is a strange human being who thinks he is a donkey. He is extremely insane and likes doing jumping jacks.

“Jeez, that dude over there is a real Weird Ari”

by Odd Al March 24, 2022

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Joey

you are so weird.

by don’tbefuckenbasic May 14, 2018

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Bri is very weird and gay

Bri is very weird

by Dainon November 21, 2021

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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

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