The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023
Get the desk watermug. Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.
My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.
by kiimosabe September 12, 2016
Get the Pirate Watermug. a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.
Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water
example 2
guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water
example 2
guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt
by mega male February 8, 2021
Get the cup of watermug. by th415 March 23, 2019
Get the mom watermug. When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.
by Westopher the Philosopher July 7, 2014
Get the helicopter watermug. 
by Lkjhgfdsap June 20, 2017
Get the crops are wateredmug.