crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

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cup of water

a term used for when something is bland or lacking seasoning or flavor. also used when something other than food is bland.

Guy 1: this food has no flavor
Guy 2: yeah this shit is a cup of water

example 2

guy 1: dude i'm looking good today
guy 2: nah hell nah you look like a cup of water with that white shirt

by mega male February 8, 2021

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mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019

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Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

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desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023

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mugged water

mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.

“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
“Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”

by Magnolia 123 May 23, 2020

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