Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 30, 2022

Onalaska, Washington

A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.

I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 20, 2025

Washington Summer

Asphyxiation

"Chuck had a cherry pit go down the wrong pipe, almost had a Washington Summer!"

by HalfPastEight September 11, 2022

Washington Wisk

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.

Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 22, 2020

George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey

Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!

by Triceritops III June 15, 2024

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 29, 2023