George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty
by Ass the hat ass November 15, 2023
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George Washington

"Who is the first ever United States president?"

" Idk? "

"bro u stupid its George Washington"
by Stfu p May 24, 2020
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Washington Windpipe

A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.
Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense
by Tom Munro April 21, 2023
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Washington Summer

"Chuck had a cherry pit go down the wrong pipe, almost had a Washington Summer!"
by HalfPastEight September 11, 2022
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Washington Wisk

When a man puts his cock and balls into a bowl of cracked eggs and then proceeds to wisk the bowl with a furious strength.

Much better with friends.
Damn bro, that Washington Wisk was to die for.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 22, 2020
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George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey
Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!
by Triceritops III June 15, 2024
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Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
by GSI apples July 29, 2023
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