Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.

Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.

by Keeefers February 19, 2025

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George Washington

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

by shpik December 20, 2022

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A curly headed light skin who’s a loner with a lot of empathy and compassion who seeks the best in people a goof ball but very serious at times has a Big Meat and also has pronouns like pen/is can also identify as a heterosexual Twink or and a Apache helicopter with a whopping 3 centimeter defeater aka 3ich punisher spends most of his time criticizing everyone for no reason because of his Huge ego he developed while in toxic gaming chats in competitive game moods during Covid19 lockdown overall if your in love With a person they are not a keeper

Washington deserves all the dollar build because his entitled

by Ilovewoman:)) November 21, 2021

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see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024

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