One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl March 29, 2014
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One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.
"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."
by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022
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what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
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Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 07, 2012
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One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.
Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.
by Bobbyslimjimm April 27, 2025
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one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.
Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder
by Meat sheath February 27, 2018
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