trophy wife

even better than a gbf, a tw will always have your back!

My trophy wife is awesome because she always shares her food :)

by chyeahchyeahchyeah October 08, 2010

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trophy wife

This is a crude sexual reference. A trophy wife is a "deer" with a "big rack" you "mount" in the den.

I haven't been this hard since I was twenty. Every old guy who can afford it should get a hot trophy wife. It's better than viagra.

by Joe Yang September 10, 2005

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A tophy wife is a woman in a May to December marriage that sees Christmas presents in December. A trophy wife believes that when she gets a swatch of mink and a plane ticket to New York City to get the matching coat, that he is really that romantic, and his secretary doens't know him better than she does. A trophy wife needs a nanny and she still can't cook, and a nanny means the sex isn't as good anymore, so if she's really smart, she'll adopt. A trophy wife is dependent and so is he; he has lost his fire and life has become too routine. A trophy wife means his ex is dating younger men.

Nancy who very publically married celebrity TV veteran Greg Meidel is a tropy wife. Like this trophy wife, we all know it will last because he took an oath!

by The Coolidge Effect January 29, 2008

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Teacher's Wife

Someone who is very down to Earth and happy with their life. A teacher's wife does not care about money or objects, she just wants to be with her man, no matter what that means. She will stick by him in the good times and the bad.

She is so loving and down to earth, she must be a teacher's wife

by Dom'sgirl April 13, 2011

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AOL Wife

An otherwise non technically savvy wife who makes attempts to use internet language and words from urban dictionary but consistenly makes errors in the spelling or usage and ends up making a fool of herself.

Husband: Hey darling, how's it going?

Wife: LOL, I'm srsly going up the duff on this laundry and I've m'bah dinner for you.

Husband: Ah, my AOL wife strikes again!

by Tina123456 January 14, 2008

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