When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010
Get the Dirty Van Burenmug. Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011
Get the Jeremiah Van Guildermug. by Mysterious wraith May 13, 2015
Get the dick van spacbertmug. To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
by Duck Newland April 21, 2008
Get the van der Vlerkmug. A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.
by gayle23 May 10, 2019
Get the Greta Van Fleetmug. When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.
by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019
Get the Van Gogh Ticklemug. SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.
If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.
If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude
Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should
by SimpForWylan October 4, 2021
Get the Jan Van Eckmug.