Working it up

To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation

JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.

by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015

ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

by Niccck June 29, 2020

up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

by seebass54 July 18, 2011

dust-up

a physical fight between two or more people

We are very close friends but we've had a dust-up or two. We always have a few beers afterwards!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

Ho-Up

Getting ready to be a Ho. Getting ready to sell out or trick a person. Pushing your luck. Trying to take advantage of a situation by being slick on the slide. Getting ready to taking a advantage of people. Getting ready to go.

"I know you are going to Ho-Up before you go out tonight and wear that low cut dress and high heels."

"Don't Ho-Up and eat all the cookies."

"Everyone need to Ho-Up we are heading to the club."

by Soth Baby December 27, 2011

slam up

All the way, entirely and completely.

Your bacon got burned "slam up."

by JordanC September 8, 2008

G up

Used to describe/question an unfavourable outcome. Similar in use to horseshit.

Commonly used in Australian conversation.

Similar but not the same as G'd up, Geed up

Example 1
Boss: "We haven't hit our profit targets for this quarter. Unfortunately I am left with two options. Either accept a pay cut or, you're fired!"
Employee: "Is this a G up?"

Example 2
"I have been waiting all day for my dildo to arrive in the mail and have just been told it will arrive in another 3 days. What a fuckin G up."

by Oh hey bro! May 25, 2020