Ultimate Troll

BEING AWESOME!!!!!!!

How to be a ULTIMATE TROLL
Person 1:What's up?
GENIUS:Your mothers legs!

by AWESOMENESSSS159753 April 8, 2012

The Ultimate Rim-Job

a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.

After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.

by Andrew and Jake June 11, 2006

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.

All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004

The Ultimatum

In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.

Jacob just used The Ultimatum on me. I moaned so much, I think it made the cum tastier.

by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020

Ulianna

an immigrant slut who showers naked...who the fak does that?!?!? this little thing will annoy u at any moment in the day. what an asshole!

ulianna,you are a cunt.

by CheapyTV November 24, 2016

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Waluigi isn't in it.

It sucks

PUT WALUIGI IN SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by waluigi for smash May 5, 2019

ultimate strain

1. the sounds usually heard during an intense or explosive orgasim.
2. the sounds unintentionally created while ultimatly straining a stool from the anal cavity

1. dude, i was showin her my o face! but i bet the neighbors next door heard my ultimate strain! they looked at me wierd the next day... u showed my man flower off!
2. when i was droppin that stink nugget from my brown eye, the burning sensation was so intense that it seared and scortched my anal flower; my ultimate strain was so loud it shook the walls and helped alleviated the pain from my shit stool.

by The-Clasp / ashen skies. September 24, 2003