karaoke terrorist

When you want to sing a karaoke song and you have a random person come and try to sing duet or take an extra microphone and ruin your song with their horrible singing.

I wanted to sing and the karaoke terrorists came and blew up my karaoke song

by Dnist76 November 23, 2017

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Time Terrorist

Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.

Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.

Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.

Fuck that time terrorist!

No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.

That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.

by EvilDans February 2, 2019

academic terrorist

One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.

The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.

by bogza October 30, 2019

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

crusader terrorist

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.

Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!

by Fautmumu November 13, 2020

Classroom Terrorist

A teacher’s pet who reminds the teacher of every little thing and always kisses ass.

Guy1: Ah shit man. We have the classroom terrorist.
Guy2: Damn. There goes my grade.

by anonymous November 19, 2020