ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

by Niccck June 29, 2020

Working it up

To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation

JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.

by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015

Carb it up

Eating mass amounts of carbs in one sitting.

Really you're going to eat all those fries...carb it up!

by Carabear77 February 21, 2015

toweled up

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.

"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."

by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010

up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

by seebass54 July 18, 2011

slam up

All the way, entirely and completely.

Your bacon got burned "slam up."

by JordanC September 8, 2008

G up

Used to describe/question an unfavourable outcome. Similar in use to horseshit.

Commonly used in Australian conversation.

Similar but not the same as G'd up, Geed up

Example 1
Boss: "We haven't hit our profit targets for this quarter. Unfortunately I am left with two options. Either accept a pay cut or, you're fired!"
Employee: "Is this a G up?"

Example 2
"I have been waiting all day for my dildo to arrive in the mail and have just been told it will arrive in another 3 days. What a fuckin G up."

by Oh hey bro! May 25, 2020