Uncle Fucker

An individual that fucks their uncle with no regard to moral or ethical values.

Kenny: "Hey dad, I think I'm an Uncle Fucker."
Dad: "You fuck your uncle?"
Kenny: "Yes, Dad"
Dad: "Don't worry child, I fuck my uncle too."

by Doge1999 January 31, 2016

Uncle Jacob

An "Uncle Jacob" is any Snowflake white male that is drowning in white guilt and will suck up to any minority to speak out negatively against white people. This individual lacks any masculinity and will join a cult organization like ANTIFA in a feeble attempt to prove his manhood because he is too weak to stand as an individual and can only find bravery when in the presence of a group.

He got on his knees and washed the feet of BLM protesters like a good little Uncle Jacob.

by The Reality Man June 25, 2020

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

by Mehro March 29, 2005

Uncle Ron

A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.

That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
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by wordupsucker March 11, 2010

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

Uncle Salty

A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you will cut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.

Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.

by Hambone the Rhino May 20, 2010

Creepy uncle

Someone who is overly friendly and complementary. Usually goes by the name Casey.

Hey it's your good ol' uncle... CREEPY UNCLE

by ApesHospice November 24, 2019