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Taylor Swift

Tall blondie who loves to confuse her fans (Swifties). Also known as The Music Industry
Swiftie 1: She's giving the clues of 1989's TV (taylor's version)

Swiftie 2: YESS!! i bet 1989 is next
Swiftie 3: Y'all she's even giving the signs of Red & Speak Now
Taylor Swift : *releases the date of Red*
Hail the music industry everyone
by swiftsbestie June 29, 2021
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Taylor swift

a queen; the music industry

Taylor Swift is near legend status if not already. Her discography is some of the most impressive to date, with albums such as red, fearless, evermore and speak now being some of my favorites. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER MUSIC IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. sorry I mean I totally recommend anybody check out her music despite your music taste. I believe Taylor has a few songs or even an album for every person. Her song writing is insane. It’s like she’s writing rap bars in a country-alternative-whatever u wanna call it style. Honestly Taylor Swift is a genre at this point bc there is no other way to describe how brilliant and unique her music is. There is just nothing like it. Also ppl sleep on her voice. Taylor’s voice is soothing and absolutely beautiful. We are so blessed to be able to listen to the such wonderful art she creates. And lastly her personality. The sweetest, sweetest, sweetest person. Like I can’t explain how much I love that woman.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023
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Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob
John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.
by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025
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Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"
Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say
hi its chris and i hate esme swift
by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023
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