Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse

"Man last night, it wouldn't load and I just pulled angry Aaron"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

by Meniscus January 2, 2022

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

Aaron Killgore

Aaron Killgore

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by pplover45 February 18, 2021

aaron queermicheal

A person who has the biggest of gays and will probably end up sucking your toes

Hey Aaron Queermicheal go suck a toe

by Toe sucker696969 February 19, 2018

aaron springhart

Aaron Springhart is a male born July 17, 1992. He is from the genealogy line of old soul ancient gods. Also a known G in his time. Those that mean the most to him are his woman. $pring<3

Q) Aaron Springhart
A) Male First And Last Name

by TheHurleyDog January 22, 2014