Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

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Pi r2

The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle

person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2

person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you

by Qwertyytrewqss August 18, 2023

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pickles and pies

The go to place in Rockaway when you are drunk high or all the above. You go here at 4 in the morning or once you wake up for a BEC and an Arizona. Everyone is friends with the cashiers and we all know the code for the bathroom. Pickles is also used to get a six pack every know and then. Taste best after a beach party in the summer when you remember it when you wake up.

Mike: you where are you going it’s 3am
Matt: going to pickles and pies to get a BEC

by Rockaway-kid January 5, 2021

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American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

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Pi Reincarnation

When the number π has undergone many transformations over the centuries from being merely associated to a circle to identifying itself with infinite series, the bell curve, and even the possible communication with extraterrestrials—from geometry and trigonometry to statistics and probability to infinity and astronomy.

Last March, the Dalai Lama wishes everyone at the math conference, “Happy Pi Reincarnation!”

by Fasters February 2, 2022

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