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Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.
We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025
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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
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Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming
by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020
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Doctoring

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.
by anonymous December 3, 2020
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auto-doctor

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.
by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016
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