cReddit card

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.

I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

V- Card

For oneself to have not lost virginity; to not have lost said virginity

"I still have my v- card, do you?"

by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021

Blox Cards

One of the best roblox card games ever!

Blox cards is so fun!

by Iris studmaster fan September 19, 2022

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.

I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand

by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021

Fortnite card

who wants it?

19$ Fortnite card

by bruhh2 December 17, 2021