gay thanos

There is no straight thanos there is only a gay one

Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?

Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.

Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?

Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos

by Puff Floyd February 5, 2024

The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.

How did your dad die? The Thanos.

by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

Welcome to the thanos world

when you use this term it means that you have watched squid game and is also very horny.

HER: *ding dong*
ME: *opens door* whats up nice to meet you welcome to the thanos world.

by Mattran January 4, 2025

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.

"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"

by MemoryOther February 25, 2025